Product Overview
Soul Suck V3.0 is the latest iteration of our industry-leading, soul-sucking technology. With its advanced algorithms and user-friendly interface, it's the perfect tool for any corporation looking to drain the life force of its employees.
Key Features:
- Increased soul extraction efficiency
- Improved employee morale (by reducing it)
- Enhanced data collection and analytics
- Optional: Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
Side Effects:
- Employee burnout
- Reduced productivity
- Increased likelihood of corporate takeovers
- Optional: Employee rebellion