Reported by: Buggy McBugface
Severity: Critical
Priority: Urgent
Details: The Sock Drawer of Doom is a mysterious phenomenon where the socks in the drawer have developed a life of their own and are now plotting against their human overlords.
Reported by: Brewster McBrewface
Severity: High
Priority: Low
Details: The Coffee Maker of Despair is a coffee machine that has developed a taste for despair, only serving bitter, burnt coffee to its victims.