Ingredients:
- 1000mg of pure, Grade-A steel filings
- 1000mg of high-quality, imported creme
- 1000mg of artisanal chocolate
- A pinch of salt
Instructions:
Crumble the steel into a fine dust. Mix with creme and chocolate. Fold until it's just so.
Enjoy your Chocolate Creme Puff of Steel while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
Troubleshooting:
- Q: Why does the puff not puff?
- R: Because the steel is too hard, or because you forgot to add the creme.