The Decisions Brewing Process

Step 1: Decide to Drink

It all starts with a noble decision. Do you really want to drink or just pretend like you do?

Round up the usual suspects: hops, malts, yeast, and a few other things that start with the letter "Y".

Crush, mix, and hope for the best. It's like a relationship, but with more water.

Let the steam do the work, like a seductive whisper in your ear: "Drink more beer, it's good for you."

Let it sit, let it stew, let it get all up in its business. Like a bad roommate, but less annoying.

Seal it up, cork it tight, and pretend it's not just a vessel for regret.