Our Technology

Our technology is a complex web of intrigue and confusion, but don't worry, we've got it all figured out... or do we?

We've developed a system that's 99.9% efficient, but only 1% of the time. It's like a Swiss Watch, but with more bugs.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated engineers have worked tirelessly to create a system that's as reliable as a three-legged stool.

Read about our implementation strategy Check out our roadmap Get the technical details

Disclaimer: Our technology is not actually 99.9% efficient. We're just saying that to make ourselves feel better.

Implementation Roadmap Technical Specifications Bug Report