DECISIONS | 15 Regrets in 3D Printing

by John Doe, 3D Printing Consultant & Regret Specialist

Are you a 3D printing enthusiast who's made some questionable life choices? Do you have 15 regrets that haunt you every night? Congratulations, you're not alone!

Regret #1: Printing a giant, 100-foot-tall cat in my front yard

It was a great idea at the time, but now my neighbors complain about the cat's constant meowing.

Read more about this fiasco

Regret #2: Printing a toaster that shoots laser beams

I was trying to make a statement about the dangers of overcooled breakfasts.

See where this one went wrong

Regret #3: Creating a sentient, 3D printed exoskeleton

It was just a little project to prove a point about robotics. Now my exoskeleton is on a hunger strike.

Learn from my mistakes

Regret #4: 3D printing a time machine, which promptly broke

It was a gift for my grandma's birthday, but now she's stuck in the 1980s.

Read about the temporal troubles

Regret #5: Creating a 3D printed replica of the Eiffel Tower

It was a romantic gesture, but the French are not pleased.

Learn from my cultural faux pas

Regret #6: Printing a giant, animatronic chicken for my kid's birthday party

It was a great idea at the time, but now the kid just wants a real chicken.

The story of a party gone wrong

Regret #7: 3D printing a robotic ex-girlfriend

It was a desperate attempt to avoid human intimacy. Now she's in my garage and won't leave.

Read about my robotic heartbreak

Regret #8: Printing a giant, inflatable unicorn for my friend's bachelor party

It was a great idea, but now the party's on the news.

The story of a party that got out of hand

Regret #9: 3D printing a robotic butler that never stops talking

It was just a joke, but now the butler's got a Ph.D. in sass.

Learn from my vocal woes

Regret #10: Creating a time-traveling 3D printed DeLorean

It was a great idea, but now I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of 'Back to the Future'.

The story of a temporal tangle

Regret #11: Printing a robotic, 10-foot-tall, talking pineapple

It was a gift for my aunt's birthday, but now she's got a pineapple-themed therapy bill.

The tale of a fruit-filled faux pas

Regret #12: 3D printing a giant, animatronic snake for a music festival

It was a great idea, but now the snake's got a taste for indie rock.

The story of a hiss-terical failure

Regret #13: Printing a robotic, 3D printed ex-husband

It was just a joke, but now he's got a restraining order.

Learn from my ex-perience

Regret #14: 3D printing a giant, inflatable, talking egg

It was a great idea, but now it's got a bad case of egg-istential dread.

The tale of an egg-xtrapolation

Regret #15: Printing a robotic, 3D printed ex-mother-in-law

It was just a joke, but now she's got a Ph.D. in passive-aggressive therapy.

Learn from my family drama