Survival Tips for the Atomic Age

When the world around you is about to get very, very hot and shiny, you'll be glad you read this page.

• Wear a nice, stylish gas mask. It's like having a built-in superhero mask.
• Invest in a good pair of underground shelters, because you don't want to be stuck in the open when the bombs start falling.Learn to make a good radioactive stew. It's like a culinary arts degree, but with more radiation.
• Practice your emergency dance moves so you can impress the other survivors with your fancy footwork.

And remember, it's always sunny in the your own private island... until the radiation poisoning kicks in.

Stay stylish, stay safe, and stay rad!