MANDATORY Moustache REEDUCATION CENTER

By order of the Moustache Overlord, all citizens are required to attend Moustache Reeducation classes.

Directive #1: Mandatory Moustache Growth

Article 1: All citizens are required to grow a minimum of 5 inches of moustache length.

• Mandate 2: Moustache Style
• Mandate 3: Moustache Maintenance

Failure to comply with this directive will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Penalty 1: Moustache-Trimming
• Penalty 2: Beard-Confiscation