By Order of the Council of Elders, all citizens are required to report to the Moustache Reeducation Center for a mandatory 30-minute session of intense moustache reeducation.
Please arrive prepared for a comprehensive analysis of your moustache's shape, size, and color.
Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 60-minute reeducation session.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack: Moustache-Approved Snack List
For more information on the Moustache Reeducation Act of 1987, visit the Moustache Reeducation Act of 1987 page.