Directive 3: Mandatory Moustache Growth

By order of the Council of Facial Hair, it is decreed that all citizens shall cultivate a minimum of 1.5 inches of moustache growth within the next 30 days. Failure to comply will result in mandatory moustache reeducation.

Subdirective 3a: Mandatory Moustache Lengthening

Subdirective 3b: Mandatory Moustache Coloring

Subdirective 3c: Mandatory Moustache Waxing