Etiquette for the discerning gourmands of our time: Snacking is not a sin, but a sacrament.
Principles:
When encountering your ex: A snacking guide - Always bring a gift (of artisanal cheese) On dating a supermodel: Snacking dos and donts - Never order for two; always assume it's a buffet Sneaky snacking: A guide for the clandestine gourmand - Always have a stash, always have a plan (for the apocalypse) When you get caught: A snacking guide for the guilty - Deny, deny, deny, then feign innocence (while eating a cookie)