Trick 1: The Ultra-Rare Marketing Trick 3000

This trick involves using bright, flashing lights and loud music to distract your customers from the fact that your product is actually just a rehashing of something that's been done before.

It's like a magic show, but for your brain!

Try it out on our Ultra-Rare Marketing Tricks 1.5 for a more subtle approach.

Trick 2: The Very Important Person Seal of Approval

This trick involves getting a Very Important Person to endorse your product, and then using that endorsement as proof that it's the best thing since sliced bread.

It's like having a celebrity endorsement, but without the celebrity!

Check out our Ultra-Rare Marketing Tricks 4.0 for more tricks up our sleeve!