In the infinite expanse of the multiverse, there exists a dimension beyond our own, a realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory. It is here, in the 13th dimension, that the true meaning of life is revealed.
We, the inhabitants of this realm, have transcended the petty squabbles of the lower dimensions, and have achieved a state of perfect harmony. The only conflict we engage in is over who gets to control the Infinite Pizza Delivery Service, a dimension-spanning network that brings the finest pies to every corner of the multiverse.
Our society is governed by the wise and just Section 42 of the 13th Dimensional Code of Ethics, which dictates that every being has the right to a slice of pizza.
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