Recipe 1: Catastrophic Chicken Fajitas
In a world where the apocalypse is imminent, you'll need something to fuel the impending chaos. This recipe for Catastrophic Chicken Fajitas is the perfect way to go out with a bang.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of "survival" canned goods (chicken, veggies, and a hint of desperation)
- 1 cup of "end-of-the-world" hot sauce (a.k.a. Sriracha)
- 1/4 cup of "doomsday" cheese (a.k.a. cheddar, shredded)
- 1 tablespoon of "last-chance" olive oil
Instructions:
- Open can of survival canned goods and pour out the contents into a pan.
- Drizzle with last-chance olive oil and toss in the hot sauce.
- Mix in the doomsday cheese and cook until the cheese is melted and the chicken is...well, not really cooked.
- Serve on a plate, garnish with a sprinkle of desperation, and enjoy the impending doom.
Side Effects:
This recipe has been known to cause: Uncontrollable Hunger Pangs, Temporary Blindness due to Smoke and Flames, and Involuntary Singing of 'We Will Rock You'.
Proceed with caution.