Our Experts

Our team has extensive experience in doing the bare minimum. We've spent years perfecting the art of doing just enough to get by.

We've worked on a variety of projects, including but not limited to:

• Not fixing bugs
• Ignoring user feedback
• Meeting deadlines (by the skin of our teeth)

We don't really have a methodology, but we're working on it.

We're currently experimenting with a combination of:

• Closing our eyes and hoping for the best
• Taking long breaks
• Watching paint dry

We charge for the privilege of our expertise (or lack thereof).

Prices start at $0.00 and go up to $10,000,000.00, depending on your level of desperation.