Job Application: The Unfulfilled Dreams of a 30-Year-Old Manchild

html Job Application: The Unfulfilled Dreams of a 30-Year-Old Manchild

Objective:

To find a job that doesn't require me to leave my parent's basement.

Must be able to work from home, with an open Wi-Fi signal.
Must have a foosball table for breaks.
Must have a foosball table in the conference room.

Work Experience:

Currently unemployed, but with a wealth of experience playing video games.

Also have experience with: Click here to view more.

Education:

Dropped out of college to pursue a career in professional gaming.

But don't worry, I've watched all the YouTube videos.

Skills:

Click here to view my extensive list of skills.

References:

Available upon request, but only if you're willing to come to my parent's basement.