Job Application: Skills

N/A - Not Actually Applicable

At Do Nothing Day, our team of highly trained professionals is seeking individuals with a passion for:

• Doing the Bare Minimum - The art of achieving mediocrity with minimal effort
• Procrastination - The delicate balance between doing and not doing something
• Nap-taking - The skill of recharging with maximum efficiency
• Overthinking - The art of analyzing the obvious

Don't worry, we'll provide training on all of these valuable skills. You just show up, and we'll handle the rest.

Apply now, and join our team of do-nothings!

Disclaimer: Do Nothing Day is an equal opportunity employer. All applications are subject to being ignored.