Day 4: The Art of Doing Nothing

Advanced Techniques for the Utterly Inactive

Learn the subtlety of doing absolutely nothing. Our experts will guide you through the art of:

Mastering the 4-hour nap

Efficiently browsing the internet for cat videos

Cooking a meal in 10 minutes or less

Other Techniques:

• The thrill of playing video games for hours without saving
• The art of finding the perfect place to put your socks
• The skill of setting it to 5 minutes and pretending it's an hour