Day 5 of Nothingness: Dusty Delights

Recipes for the Utterly Bored

After four days of nothing, you're probably getting a little peckish. Well, we've got just the thing for you! Today's special menu features:

• Nothing Stew (a hearty mix of dust and disappointment)
• Dust-to-Table Salad (a fresh mix of dust and regret)
• The Nothing Burger (a patty of dust, topped with a slice of existential dread)