Warning: The following strategies are not guaranteed to get you out of work, but they might distract you long enough to forget what you were doing in the first place.
1. Binge-Watch Your Favorite TV Show for Hours
2. Learn to Doodle: Who Needs to be Good at Math When You Can Draw Squiggles?
3. Organize Your Desk: Because Who Needs to Get Work Done When You Can Rearrange Pencils?
4. Declutter Your Wardrobe: One Closet at a Time (Literally)
5. Discover Hidden Features on Your Phone: Who Needs a Life When You Can Swipe Through Settings?
And if all else fails, you can always try: