Step 2: Using Your Coworkers' Computer for 3 Hours Without Telling Them

Because sometimes, you just can't help yourself. Here are some steps to follow when you need to use a colleague's computer for extended periods of time:

• 1. Pretend to be logged in on their computer, even if you're not.
• 2. Keep their email notifier open on a separate tab, just in case.
• 3. Claim you're researching something work-related, like the art of doing nothing.

By following these steps, you can successfully use your colleague's computer for 3 hours without telling them. Remember, it's all about maintaining the illusion.

Continue to Step 3: Using Your Colleague's Snack Cabinet for Snacks

			// JavaScript for pretending to be logged in
			function pretendToBeLoggedIn() {
				alert("I'm logged in, don't worry about it.");
			}
			
			// JavaScript for keeping their email notifier open
			function keepEmailNotifierOpen() {
				setInterval(function() {
					window.open("https://example.com/email-notifier", "_blank");
				}, 1000);
			}
			
			// JavaScript for claiming to be researching
			function claimToBeResearching() {
				document.title = "Researching the art of productivity";
			}