The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Staring Blankly
Subtechnique: The Lost City of Procrastination
- Subtechnique 2: The Mysterious Case of the Forgotten To-Do List
- Subtechnique 3: The Dark Art of Binge-Watching Cat Videos
Remember, the key to mastering this ancient art is to stare intensely at the wall for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds, without flinching.
Side effects may include:
- Cerebral flatulence
- Temporary memory loss
- Uncontrollable urge to eat a whole pizza by yourself