Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Slackers

Technique 1: Extreme Prolonging of Simple Tasks

Take a 5-minute task and turn it into a 2-hour marathon of unnecessary research, hypothetical scenarios, and existential dread.

Learn more about the art of making a simple task feel like a PhD thesis

Technique 2: The Power of Multitasking (a.k.a. Doing Nothing Simultaneously)

Watch 3 hours of cat videos, check social media, and browse memes while pretending to work on your task.

Discover the secret to getting 3 tasks done at the same time, but actually doing none

Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Distraction

Distract yourself with a 50-minute video on a completely unrelated topic, ensuring you'll forget what you were doing in the first place.

Master the art of finding the perfect YouTube video to waste hours on