For when you really want to do something, but not too much.
Extreme Ironing is a sport, you know.
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Locate a dirty ironing board, and make sure it's covered in mysterious stains.
Choose a shirt with a pattern that will take hours to iron, like tiny little cartoon characters.
Stare out the window for 2 minutes, wondering what you're doing with your life.
Because, you know, it's not like you're actually getting anything done.
Put on a cape, and declare yourself the Extreme Ironing World Champion of Procrastination.
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