Technique #1: The Ancient Art of Staring Out the Window
Stare at the world outside for hours on end, pondering the meaninglessness of it all.
Technique #2: The Power of Mindless Browsing
Click, scroll, click, repeat. The perfect way to clear your mind of any semblance of focus.
Technique #3: The Art of Extreme Prolonging
Turn every simple task into a never-ending saga of procrastination and drama.
Technique #10: The Zen of Doing Nothing
Embrace the void, let go of all attachment, and simply exist.