Imagining Your Own Yacht: 10 Procrastination Techniques

Here's the thing: you're not actually going to build a yacht. You're just going to imagine it. And that's the best part.

• 1. Daydreaming on the beach
• 2. Designing a yacht that's actually a giant cat
• 3. Creating a detailed spreadsheet of hypothetical yacht expenses
• 4. Inventing an exotic, fictional destination for your yacht
• 5. Writing a script for a fictional yacht heist movie
• 6. Building a model of a different, better-designed yacht
• 7. Researching the history of yacht-related crimes
• 8. Creating an entire fictional yacht-themed universe
• 9. Composing a yacht-themed symphony
• 10. Inventing an AI-powered yacht design assistant that just gives you more questions

Why Bother?

It's all about the journey, not the destination. Or is that the destination? Wait, what were we talking about again?

YOU ARE NOW IN THE SPOTLIGHT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. CONGRATULATIONS.