Sprinkle-Gate: The Donut-Gate Testimony
By: Bob the Baker, Chief Donut Architect
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It was the year 2000, and the donut market was in a frenzy.
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Donut shops were popping up left and right, each with their own twist on the classic.
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The people were in a panic, unsure of what to do.
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That's when I, Bob the Baker, stepped in with the solution: Sprinkle-Gate.
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It started as a small experiment, a sprinkle of color on top of a donut.
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But soon it was a movement.
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Donut shops were selling out, and the people were rejoicing.
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But with great power comes great responsibility, and I, Bob the Baker, had to face the music.
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I was called to testify before the Donut-Gate Committee.
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They asked me to explain the secrets of Sprinkle-Gate, and I, being the mastermind, was ready.
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