It's a scandal of epic proportion. A tale of sugar and spice, of sprinkles and deceit.
On a fateful day in January, a donut shop in downtown Neo-Brutalia was embroiled in a crisis.
At 9:47 AM, Donut King, the shop's owner and self-proclaimed "Donut Emperor," was accused of hoarding the last box of sprinkles.
Patron, Jane Doe, stormed out of the shop, her eyes red with rage and her belly aching with hunger.
As news of the incident spread like wildfire, the donut shop was overrun with protesters, demanding justice for Jane Doe.
The Donut King was forced to surrender the sprinkles, but not before he unleashed a counter-attack: a barrage of cream-filled pastry bags, each one a cleverly crafted attempt to distract the masses.
But the people were not so easily silenced. They rose up, demanding not only the return of the sprinkles, but also an end to the Donut King's reign of terror.
Today, we have the Donut King's own testimony, a heart-wrenching tale of how the sprinkles were merely "in storage, waiting for the right moment to be used."
Read the Donut King's full testimony