By order of the Council of Unyielding Bureaucrats, all requests shall henceforth be made in triplicate.
Failure to comply shall result in the immediate revocation of privileges and/or the issuance of a sternly worded letter.
Requests shall be submitted to the Office of the Grand Inquisitor, Department of Redundancy and Excess.
Acknowledgement of this edict shall be verified by the signing of three (3) copies of this form, which shall be witnessed by two (2) impartial observers and notarized by the Chief Notary General.