For when things get too real, too fast.
Tactic 1: The Classic Squirrel Escape - Because who needs a plan when you have a bushy-tailed friend?
Tactic 2: The Fake Emergency Call - Distraction is the best defense, after all.
Tactic 3: The Stealthy Sock Puppet - Who needs a real face when you can use a fake one?
Tactic 4: The Disinformation Disguise - Spread confusion, not your actual size.
Tactic 5: The Invisibility Cloak - Because who needs a cape when you can be a ghost?
Tactic 6: The Distractions Division - A little bit of chaos can go a long way.
Tactic 7: The Fake-Out Frenzy - A good lie, well-told, can save your skin.
Tactic 8: The Panic-Induced Paranoia - A pinch of fear can clear the room.
Tactic 9: The Reverse-Engineering Ruse - Flip the script, flip the blame.
Tactic 10: The Self-Inflicted Inconvenience - Make the problem, make it worse.
And remember, these tactics are only for emergency situations. Not for everyday use. Or are they?
Or, you know what, just make up your own tactic. We won't judge.
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