Food Coma Program

Recipe 3: Cereal Bowl of Doom

1. Gather 5-7 cups of cereal

2. Add 1 cup of milk (or 2, we won't judge)

3. Stir until it's just right (or until you're not)

4. Repeat until comatose

5. Serve in a bowl, garnish with regret

6. Enjoy, or do not. We won't judge.

7. Repeat until you've consumed all the cereal or your brain is mush.