Zero Tolerance Protocol

Year 202: Penalties

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our tolerance has been officially revoked.

As of this moment, any infraction, no matter how minor, will be met with extreme prejudice.

Repeat offenders will be subjected to a series of escalating penalties, including but not limited to:

• First Offense: Mandatory attendance to a reeducation seminar
• Second Offense: Forced listening to elevator music for 24 hours straight
• Third Offense: Temporary relocation to a maximum-security holding cell
• Fourth Offense: Permanent relocation to the moon

We mean business. Don't make us have to make you make a choice you'll regret.

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Disclaimer: This is a fictional and satirical representation of a strict enforcement protocol. Do not attempt to use this information as actual guidance.

Side effects of this protocol may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive use of bold font weights
• Unrelentless application of black borders
• Severe cases of existential dread