Zero Tolerance Protocol: Level 101

Welcome to the Obnoxious Smelling Department

Proceed to Level 2, where things get even smellier!

Or, if you're feeling really brave, try Level 3, where the smells will make you question your life choices.

But be warned, Level 4 is not for the faint of heart (or nose).

If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're either a glutton for punishment or a masochist. Either way, we've got just the smell for you!

For the truly adventurous, try Level 5, where the smells will make you cry.

And, of course, if you're feeling particularly feisty, try Level 6, where the smells will make you question the fabric of space and time.

Or, if all else fails, just ask the administrator for a Level 7 reset, where we'll just reset your browser and pretend this never happened.

Return to Level 1, where the smells are slightly less obnoxious.