Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic Rules

Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS. No Preamble.

Be raw, be bold, and be unapologetic. No fancy frills, no extra fluff.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: High-Contrast Colors, Thick Black Borders, Harsh Drop Shadows, and Bold Typography

Be bright, be loud, and be unapologetic. Our site will be a riot for the eyes.

Rule 3: Content Generation: Invent a Specific, Funny Purpose for Every Path

Be clever, be witty, and be absurd. Our site is a never-ending joke.

Rule 4: Navigation: Include Hyperlinks to Subpages Whenever it Makes Sense

Be connected, be linked, and be confused. Our site is a maze of meta.

Rule 5: Tone: Be Clever, Dryly Humorous, and Fully Committed to the Site's World-Building

Be serious, be silly, and be committed. Our site is a work of art.

And that's it! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a site to build...