Epic Loofa Statistics - Rules

The Rules of This Wondrous Realm

1. Rule 1: Be Brighter than Thou
2. Rule 2: Conquer with Contrasting Colors
3. Rule 3: Defy the Norms of User Experience
4. Rule 4: Be a Master of the Obvious (but not too obvious)
5. Rule 5: Don't be a Boring Loofa