Welcome to the Epipensary Breakfast Club!

Where the elite gather for a morning of refinement and culture

Join us for a breakfast of avant-garde cuisine, expertly prepared by our team of world-renowned chefs. Our menu features dishes such as:

Cerebral Omelette: A delicate balance of flavors and textures, served with a side of existential dread
Quinoa Quinoa Quinoa: A triple threat of quinoa, because you can never have too much of a good thing
Sriracha-Infused Waffles: For those who like a little excitement in their breakfast

Don't forget to bring your favorite beret to wear, as we insist on proper attire for all members

View our social calendar for upcoming events Learn how to join the Epipensary Breakfast Club Peruse our exhaustive list of rules and regulations

Today's Featured Event:

The annual "Egg and Cheese" tasting, where we sample the finest artisanal eggs and cheeses from around the world. Don't miss it!

Our esteemed members:

Baron von Sausage
Countess Cereal
Lord McSpoon