Exceptional Exception Recipe #6: Pan-Seared Exceptionalism on a Bed of Nails

In this recipe, we'll be serving an exception that's truly exceptional. Because, you know, you can't just have any old exception. No, no. This one's a real showstopper.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Exceptional Exceptional Sauce
• 1/2 cup of Rarely-Encountered Exceptions
• 1 tsp of Sudden-Occurrence Syndrome
• 1 dash of The-Unexpected Twist

Instructions:

1. Preheat your kitchen to an exceptional temperature.
2. Carefully place the exceptional exception sauce in the center of the pan.
3. Stir in the rarely-encountered exceptions until they're fully incorporated.
4. Add the sudden-occurrence syndrome, stirring constantly to avoid the bummer of a sauce that's gone wrong.
5. Finish with a dash of the unexpected twist, and serve immediately.