Here's how to do nothing like the pros.
Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination
Step 1: Find a comfortable chair.
Step 2: Sit in it for a while.
Technique 2: The Master of Binge-Watching
Technique 3: The Science of Napping
Technique 4: The Art of Extreme Ironing
Technique 5: The Methodology of Mind-Numbing