Weekend Whiners: The Epic History
It's the weekend, and you're still stuck inside, staring at the yard full of weeds and broken dreams. Where did it all go wrong?
Let's take a journey through the history of Weekend Whiners, a phenomenon that's been plaguing humanity for centuries.
From the ancient Egyptians, who were forced to mow their pyramids with scorpion-tailed lawnmowers, to the modern-day suburbanites, who are stuck with their leaf blowers and garden hoses.