THE WEEKEND SOCK CONSPIRACY

It's not just a myth, it's not just a joke. It's a fact.

A secret cabal of evil overlords has been manipulating your sleep schedules to keep you awake on weekends. Why?

Because without the burden of human interaction, you're more likely to do laundry.
And that's when the magic happens: Sock Goblins: The Real Reason You Never Get a Break.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about:

• The Horrors of Socks of Doom
• Join the Sock Goblin Uprising!