Excessive Sleeping in

Warning: the following content is a serious public health concern. Prolonged periods of inactivity may lead to irreversible muscle atrophy, decreased productivity, and a general feeling of malaise.

But hey, who needs productivity when you can sleep in? Our experts recommend the following sleep schedules:

Remember: it's all about finding the perfect excuse. And we're here to help.

Or not.

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