So, you think you can just pick up a moon and start sculpting? Think again, amateur.
First, you need to understand the basics: the moon is a big rock, and it's not going to hold still for you. It's like trying to sculpt a toddler, but without the toddler.
Here are the top 5 moon sculpting techniques for beginners:
Stare at the moon for hours, mesmerized by its craters and curves. This will give you the perfect blend of moon-induced trance and creative blockage.
Click here to learn more about The Art of Staring at the Moon.
Just stare at the moon some more. But this time, with a hint of desperation.
Click here to learn more about The Moon-ceptional Technique.
Stare at the moon through a frosted window. This will make you feel like you're getting somewhere, but really you're just wasting time.
Click here to learn more about The Frustratingly Fuzzy Method.
Stare at the moon while eating a bowl of Jell-O. This will add an extra layer of complexity to your moon-induced trance.
Click here to learn more about The Moon-ceptional-ceptional Technique.
Just... don't do anything. This is the most advanced moon sculpting technique of all.
Click here to learn more about The Art of Doing Nothing (Literally).
And, if you're still stuck, try Thowing Yourself at the Moon.