Welcome to the advanced sprinkle FAQ, where we answer all your deep questions about the mystical world of sprinkles.
The sprinkle is a highly concentrated form of joy. It's like a tiny, edible explosion of happiness that you can hold in the palm of your hand.
Learn more about the origins of the sprinkle
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While sprinkles are highly valuable, they are not a suitable replacement for traditional currency. Using sprinkles as a form of currency would lead to a world where everyone's pockets are full of sprinkles and no one has any actual money.
Explore the absurdity of sprinkle economics
The best way to eat a sprinkle is to simply pop it into your mouth and experience the pure, unadulterated joy of the sprinkle. No utensils required, no mess, no fuss.
Discover the proper etiquette for sprinkle consumption
And that's all for today, folks! If you have any more advanced questions, feel free to ask.
Or, you know, just go ahead and ask your mom.