Steps to Prevent Sock Loss:

1. Check the washing machine for rogue sock eaters (DMs, Socksaurus Rexes, etc.)

2. Install Sock Guardian 3000, our patented sock-sensing alarm system.

3. Consult our expert Sock Whisperer for personalized Sock Feng Shui advice.

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			// Sock Loss Prevention Algorithm
			// by Sock Wizard, Sock Master
			// Version 1.0
			if (socks gone missing) {
				check_washing_machine();
				check_Sock_Guardian_3000();
				whisperer_call();
			}