Warning: This is not a real weather service. Do not rely on these forecasts for actual weather conditions.
Chance of Sudden and Unpredictable Weather Events: 99.9%
Probability of spontaneous combustion of nearby plants and flowers: 100%.
Probability of all weather events being cancelled due to excessive weirdness: 99.99%.
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