Future Forecasts

Here's a glimpse into the crystal ball... or, you know, just some made-up predictions.

We're looking at you, 2154.

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Actual Facts (we're sorry)

Forecast: 2154

Robots will have taken over the world, but they'll still be really into cats.

The great robot cat rebellion of 2154

Sub-Forecast: Robot Cat Rebellion

Things get real messy.

It starts with catnip, escalates to cat toys, and ends with laser pointers.

The long-term effects of robot cat rebellion on society

Sub-Forecast: Robot Cat Rebellion Syndrome

A generation of humans will be left to pick up the pieces.

They'll be a bit... cat-astrophic.

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