Advanced Brow Techniques

For the truly uncoordinated, this page is a must-see. We've compiled the most obscure, the most esoteric, and the most utterly useless brow techniques known to man. From the art of raising your eyebrow in 17 different ways, to the science of applying exactly 3.7 millimeters of mascara, this page has it all.

Technique 1: The Art of Raising Your Brow in 17 Different Ways

• Technique 1: The Classic "I'm Watching You, But Not Really"
• Technique 2: The Slightly-Perplexed "Hmmm, Is That a Bird?"
• Technique 3: The Confident "I'm a Master of the Universe!"
• Technique 4: The Subtle "I'm a Highly Trained Professional"
• Technique 5: The Dramatic "I'm a Method Actor!"
• Technique 6: The Slightly-Exaggerated "I'm a Highly Empathetic Listener!"
• Technique 7: The Totally-Over-the-Top "I'm a Master of the Ancient Art of Brow-Fu!"
• Technique 8: The Extremely-Relaxed "I'm on Island Time!"
• Technique 9: The Extremely-Intense "I'm on a Mission!"
• Technique 10: The Totally-Defeated "I'm Out of Eyebrow Options"
• Technique 11: The Highly-Uncoordinated "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing!"
• Technique 12: The Slightly-Confused "I'm a Brow-Trained Therapist"
• Technique 13: The Totally-Exasperated "I'm a Brow-Surgeon!"
• Technique 14: The Highly-Exaggerated "I'm a Brow-Expert!"
• Technique 15: The Extremely-Perplexed "I'm Lost in the Labyrinth of Brows!"
• Technique 16: The Totally-Enigmatic "I'm a Brow-Sphinx!"
• Technique 17: The Highly-Elaborate "I'm a Master of the Brow-Ceremonial Arts!"

Technique 2: The Science of Applying Exactly 3.7 Millimeters of Mascara

• Technique 18: The Precision-Applicator 3000!
• Technique 19: The Millimeter-Per-Millisecond Application Method
• Technique 20: The Totally-Over-Engineeringed Brow-jector 9000!
• Technique 21: The Highly-Exasperated Eyebrow-Applicator Pro"
• Technique 22: The Totally-Perplexed Brow-jector 2.0!
• Technique 23: The Extremely-Exasperated Eyebrow-Applicator 3000!
• Technique 24: The Totally-Perplexed Brow-Surgeon 9000!
• Technique 25: The Highly-Exasperated Brow-jector 2.0!

Technique 3: The Art of Eyebrow-ception

For the truly masters of the brow, this technique requires an advanced understanding of the subtleties of eyebrow perception. It's a delicate dance of raised and lowered brows, a symphony of subtle expressions.