Form 42-B/6: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Edition

Form Purpose: To Slow Down Your Life

We regret to inform you that your form has been delayed due to an unforeseen circumstance of epic proportions. Please stand by for further instructions, but not before you experience the thrilling thrill of our patented Bureaucratic Red Tape protocol.

Reason for delay: We are currently experiencing a high volume of forms and an existential dread of meeting our quota. This is a temporary situation and should resolve itself in approximately 6-12 months, give or take a few decades.

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