To operate heavy machinery, you must first obtain formal permission from the Department of Red Tape.
Please fill out this form in duplicate, triplicate, and in triplicate again. Do not ask why.
Failure to comply with this form will result in fines, penalties, and/or forced reeducation.
Do not proceed without this permission slip.
By signing below, I, [Your Name], hereby grant permission to the Department of Red Tape to inspect my every move and dictate my every action.
I understand and agree.
I have read and understand the fine print.
I will not attempt to escape or flee the premises.
Submit this form, or face the consequences.