Permission Slips for Pet Peeves
Officially Not-Official Permission Slips for the most minor of infractions.
Slouching on a Monday is a right, but only on Tuesdays.
Permission granted, but only if you're wearing your best slouch hat.
Read more about our slouching policies.Using your inside voice in public is only allowed if you're in a library or a church.
But only if you've been properly certified by our team of vocal coaches.
Apply for Advanced Certification.All of these are subject to change at our discretion.